Wanted: Homeschool Teacher

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I got this from a homeschool mailing group I’m a member of.

Have you ever thought about how an advertisement would read for a homeschool teacher? If truthfully stated, the ad would probably go something like this:

Now accepting applications-

Family seeking fun-loving, godly homeschool teacher.

*Applicant will be responsible for providing total educational development and daily personal care for children of multiple ages.
*Applicant will assume the following roles: cook, housemaid, nurse, taxi driver, administrative assistant, accountant, athletic coach, social director, computer technician, household and automotive repairman, gardener, course instructor in multiple subject areas and grade levels, and various other responsibilities.
*This is a full-time position-approximately 120 hours or more per week.
*Qualified candidates must be able to work well under pressure, multi-task, and prioritize work loads while maintaining a friendly, enthusiastic attitude.
*Quick thinking, good memory, and a varied background in extensive subject matter are a must.
*Promising candidates will be resourceful, adjust easily to distractions, and display creative, hard-working leadership abilities.
*Organizational and problem solving skills are a plus. Previous teaching experience and/or college preferred, but is not required.
*If you’re interested in working in a fast-paced, ever-changing environment, this is the position for you! For more information on this exciting opportunity to earn fulfilling, one-of-a-kind rewards, please apply in person today.

After reading these qualifications, no wonder many parents walk away from this employment opportunity. Who can measure up to these standards? To all the homeschooling families out there – keep up the good work!